Went for my annual mammogram this morning.
SO, if I have any male readers - YOU MAY WANT TO SKIP THIS ONE....
Sometimes when I am in different environments, I wonder about things....
Like, could I do this for a living.
Random thoughts from my mammogram:
1. I bet these technicians are more sick of plunging necklines, push up bras, cleavage, boobilage than I am. I'm sure when they leave work; the LAST thing they want to see are more boobs!
2. Do they hire male technicians for breast screening?
Don't think I would be comfortable - - - - what am I saying - - - - there's
nothing "comfortable" about this; no matter who......
3. Ridiculous things they say to me:
Just relax, Ms. Howell
Is that okay, Ms. Howell?
Hold you're breath - - - what! do they think I can breathe while being smashed?
You did great for me, Ms. Howell
4. All the mammogram jokes I've ever heard go through my mind - none more vivid than the garage floor - car rolling.....rolling.....rolling
You know what I'm talking about..................
Diaper Wreaths
15 years ago
1 comment:
:)
I have no idea what you're talking about. My breasts love getting their picture made.
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